Furniture

Velvet sofaPurple velvet. Hides most stains.$600Casa CalienteWhite leather sectionalSeats nine. Wipes clean.$4,000CrookCasa CalienteBrass bedSqueaks. Shines.$500Casa CalienteWaterbedHeated. Sloshes. Very 1986.$3,500HustlerCasa CalienteFormica kitchenetteMint green, two burners, one working.$700Casa CalienteChrome diner counterComes with a stool and an attitude.$3,000HustlerCasa CalienteAvocado fridgeHums all night. Keeps the beer cold.$400Casa CalienteDouble-door chrome fridgeRoom for a whole stolen lobster.$2,500Casa CalienteShag rugOrange. Deep. Things get lost in it.$200Casa CalienteTiger rugNot a real tiger. Probably.$1,200Casa CalienteLava lampWatching it counts as a hobby.$150Casa CalienteFlamingo neonPink, buzzing and borrowed.$900Casa CalienteSunset printPalm trees, a sunset, a frame from a motel.$250Casa CalienteGilded oil paintingA rich man's grandfather. Not yours.$5,000HoodCasa Caliente